Go to bed mr.Fred,your bedroom is just ahead
You drank to much it's enough you pissed on the pants of
Your girlfriend's father,then her mother barfed on her
Daughter Heather and she wants to kill you now

I don't wanna be here tomorrow
When you will get up to go eat your lucky charms
They're gonna tell you to get a job,you will answer:"SHUT UP"
And the show will start again

"H !Ho!Let's Go" is blasting on the radio
3 a.m. uncle Sam is playing with your younger sister
Blue,white,red,it smells bad the pigs are in,you are dead
This time they gonna take you for a ride

Why did you masturbate your dog in front of the cops?
Why did you cum in the girl's big,big breast
Mommy is getting sick of you,daddy don't want you anymore
So they won't pay to free you

Alcohol is your only friend now
Alcohol is all you need right now
Alcohol is all you have right now
Alcohol